The Druid's Solution

Every party needs a fall guy so that when you light shit on fire and turn into a bunch of bears to avoid the consequences, it isn't all for naught. 

Note: If you regularly frequent my site, you may have noticed a bunch of recent comics have been missing for the past eight or so hours. Basically, the entire site got deleted somehow while doing a routine update, and every entry that was published post-August needed to be re-uploaded manually. So if you're wondering why my site travelled back in time for a while, that's why.